Standard (EADGBE)

Well, I'm a lonesome schoolboy and I just came into town

 Yeah, I'm a lonesome schoolboy and I just came into town

 Well, I heard so much about London I decided to check it out

 Well, I wait in Leicester Square where the guy never looks in my eye

 Yeah, I'm leaning on Nelsons Column but all I do is talk to the lime

Oh where can I get my cock sucked, where can I get my arse fucked

I ain't got no money, but I know where to put it every time

Well, I asked a young policeman if he'd only lock me up for the night

Well, I've had pigs in the farmyard... some of them, some of them are alright

Well, he fucked me with his truncheon and his helmet was way too tight