2000 Man Chords

Standard (EADGBE)

Intro

Instrumental

 Well my Aname is a number, a E7piece of plastic Afilm

 AAnd I grow tiny flowers in my E7little window Asill

 Don't you Dknow I'm the two thousAanAsus4d man?

 And my Dkids, they just don't underAstand Gme Aat E7all

[same chords:]

Though my wife still respects me, I really misuse her

I am having an affair with a random computer

Don't you know I'm the two thousand man?

And my kids, they just don't understand me at all

  A Oh DdadAdy, be Aproud of your DplaAnet,

  A Oh DmomAmy, be E7proud of your Asun

  A Oh DdaddAy, be Aproud of your DplanAet

  A Oh DmommAy, be E7proud of your Asun

  D Oh daddy, is your brain still flashing

  B7 like it did when E7you were young?

  A Or did you come down crashing

  E7 seeing all the things you'd Adone?

  E7 Oh it's a big put - Aon

  A Oh daddy, be Dproud of your Aplanet

  A Oh mommy, be E7proud of your Asun

  A Oh daddy, be Dproud of your Aplanet

  A Oh mommy, be E7proud of your Asun

[Beat a bit on a power E, then play these four lines again.

Moving to D]

 Don't you Dknow I'm the two thousAanAsus4d man?

 And my Dkids, they just don't underAstand Gme Aat E7all

A D E7 A