Standard (EADGBE)

  Can't you see? it all makes perfect sense.

  Expressed in dollars and cents, pounds shillings and pence.

  Can't you see it all makes perfect sense.

  Little black soul departs in perfect focus. (Hold on soldier)

  Prime time fodder for the News at Nine.

  Darling is the child warm in the bed tonight.

(Chat)

Hi everybody I'm Marv Albert

And welcome to our telecast.

Coming to you live from Memorial Stadium

It's a beautiful day,

And today we except a sensational matchup

But first our global anthem-

  Can't you see.

  It all makes perfect sense

  Expressed in dollars and cents

  Pounds shillings and pence

  Can't you see?

  It all makes perfect sense

(Chat)

And here come the players

As I speak to you now the captain

Has he cross hairs zeroed on the oil rig

It looks to me like he's going to attack

By the way did you know that a submarine

Captain earns 200,000 dollars a year

Oh that's less tax Marv less tax

Uh thank you Emery you're welcome

Now back to the game he fires one yes

There goes two both fish are running

The rig is going into a prevent defense

Will they make it I don't think so

  Can't you see.

  It all makes perfect sense

  Expressed in dollars and cents

  Pounds shillings and pence

  Can't you see?

  It all makes perfect sense.

I got pissed off lucking for the chords for this song, so I sat down and worked them out

hope you like! k cooke