Standard (EADGBE)

 Hey Mr. D do you want me to be

 A farmer a cowhand an old country boy

 To get up in the AM and tend to the chores

 And leave all my troubles behind the locked door

 Laying with my lady and strumming on my toy

 I know what you mean and it sounds good to me

 But oh M. D I'm so restless

 Hey Mr. L do you want me to yell

 To howl at the moon when I'm losing my grip

 Without no possessions and finding myself

 A picture of mental and physical health

 But I'm still paying dues for that Indian trip

 I know what you mean and it sures rings a bell

 But oh Mr. L I'm so restless

 Hey Mr. J do you want me to stray

 To be a bad boy a mean boy I'm ready to kill

 Wriggling and swiggling snakeskin and black

 Holding my thumb on some chick in the sack

 I never say no if it gives me a thrill

 I know what you mean and I'll go all the way

 But oh Mr. J I'm so restless