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 Mistress said I love you Chris

Can't stand to see you kill yourself like this

 He's talking on the carphone from the driveway of his own home

Chris is running from the F.B.I. he's been indicted as a foreign spy

 He tells her on his car phone he thinks that they're both alone

 Talking talking talking talking on the car phone

 I stole a million fake Nintendo chips

But never let it cross your lips

 That I told you on the car phone

 Or they'll write it on my grave stone

 I'm gonna help you get that acting job

Got you a lawyer from the mob

 He tells her on the carphone sends a shiver up her back bone

 Talking talking talking talking on the car phone

 Talking talking talking talking on the car phone

 And if there's anyone in space

 What they'll learn about the human race

 Will we be listening to us talking on the car phone

Solo

 Hitman dials a secret code receiver in the trunk explodes

 As he calls him on his car phone pushing buttons on the touch tone

 Orange flames across the center line you can see it on the news at

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 Because he had a car phone he really got his mind blown

 And if there's anyone in space

 What they'll learn about the human race

 Will we be listening to us talking talking

 Talking on the car phone