Everclear Chords

Standard (EADGBE)

GEveryday in Lunch in high school

 And allD my senior year,

 I'd drink my coca-cola with a Ctouch of evercGlear.

 I didn't have to study math, Dscience or history,

 I'd have a chemical flashback to Cjog my memoryG.

 My junior year I swore I loved Dsweet miss Sherry Ann

 One night I put some everclear in her Cdr. pepper cGan.

 I Cthought it would make her easy,

GBut she took it pretty hard

 I took her Dhome and rang her doorbell,

 Left her laCying in the yarGd.

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CTequila dries me Gout,

CAnd beer just makes me fGat,

DWhiskey makes me nauseous,

 Tell me Cwho the hell needs Gthat.

GIf you're thinkin' bout drinkin,

 The aDnswer's crystal clear,

It's the invisible intoxicant,

CIt's called everclear.

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GI remember my church picnic

 In the sDpring of '89

They had four fresh watermelons,

CSliced right off the vine.G

When the bowed their heads

DGiving Grace for the food,

I pulled out my bottle,

 And I soakeCd them melons Ggood.

They never knew what hit em,

 When the Dpotion went to work,

They had grandmas doing backflips,

 Grandpas Clooking up their Gskirts.

 They were Csinging hallelujah,

 And GWillie Nelson songs.

 My preacher Dsaid it was the best dang picnic

 That the CBaptists have ever thrown.

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CTequila dries me Gout,

CAnd beer just makes me fGat,

DWhiskey makes me nauseous,

 Tell me Cwho the hell needs Gthat.

GIf you're thinkin' bout drinkin,

 The aDnswer's crystal clear,

It's the invisible intoxicant,

CIt's called everclear.

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GWell now I'm drinking everclear,

 Thinking I'm Dking of this whole world

I'm bigger n badder than John Wayne,

CCooler than Steve EGarl.

GTill I wake up and I'm Dface down in the hall,

 And I'm completely naked for a Creason I can't Grecall

GI'm kinda sorta thinkin that Dmaybe I met a chick

Cause there is perfume in the air

 And there is Clipstick on myG neck

 Well I Chope that she was pretty,

 And I Ghope that she was kind

DEnough to leave my clothes somewhere

 They're Ceasy to find

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CTequila dries me Gout,

CAnd beer just makes me fGat,

DWhiskey makes me nauseous,

 Tell me Cwho the hell needs Gthat.

GIf you're thinkin' bout drinkin,

 The aDnswer's crystal clear,

It's the invisible intoxicant,

CIt's called everclear.

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