If Youre Gonna Be Dumb Chords

Standard (EADGBE)

Intro

G G C D G

 If you're gonna be dumb you gotta be tCough

DWhen you get knocked down you gotta get backG up

I ain't the sharpest knife in the drawer

CBUt I know enough to know

DIf you're gonna be dumb you gotta be Gtough

 I lit my Brain with rot-gut Cwhiskey

DTill my pain was chicken fGried

 And I had dudes with badges Cfrisk me

DAnd teach me how to swallow Gpride

 I took advice no fool would Ctake

DI got some habits I can't Gshake

I ain't the sharpest knife in the drawer

CBut I know enough to know

DIf you're gonna be dumb you gotta be Gtough

 If you're gonna be dumb you gotta be Ctough

DWhen you get knocked down you gotta get back Gup

 That's the way it is with life and lCove

DIf you're gonna be dumb you gotta be Gtough

Break

C D G

GI've been up and down and down and Cout

DI've been left and right and Gwrong

 Well I walk the walk and run my Cmouth

DBeen on that short end for too lGong

 Well if they gave medals for honky-tonk Cwars

DHell I'd keep mine in my chest of dGrawers

 With my IRS bills and divorce papers and Call that stuff

DHell If you're gonna be dumb you gotta be Gtough

 If you're gonna be dumb you gotta be Ctough

DWhen you get knocked down you gotta get bacGk up

I ain't the sharpest knife in the drawer

CBUt I know enough to know

DIf you're gonna be dumb you gotta be Gtough

DIf you're gonna be dumb you gotta be Gtough