Too Fat To Fly Chords

Standard (EADGBE)

 Alright, this is Too Fat To Fly! C

 There ain't no wings on a Pachyderm, you're too fat to Ffly

CThere ain't no wings on a barnyard pig, you're too fat to Gfly

CAnd there ain't no wings on your big ass and there ain't no wonder Fwhy

CIf you get on I'm gettin' off, you're too fat toG fly

(Chords continue like Verse 1 throughout)

Greyhound will get you there, you're too fat to fly

Bus tires will need extra air, you're too fat to fly

Who sold your big ass a ticket? Let's kiss our ass goodbye

Ol' butterballs gonna crash us all, you're too fat to fly

There's a box car on a circus train, you're too fat to fly

They'll hose ya down if it don't rain, you're too fat to fly

Shovelled out your stall twice today, I pity that poor guy

Them Trapeze studs better grab their nuts, you're too fat to fly

If that don't work, sit on your thumb, you're too fat to fly

Tell 'em when the Extamp(?) come, you're too fat to fly

Hitchhike to Alabam, big ol' ham with a banjo on your thigh

Till they throw some hay in the cargo bay, you're too fat to fly