Standard (EADGBE)

 I’d like to shoot you in the ass with a BB gun

 Lay there in the tall grass and laugh at what I done

 Put a blood blister upon each bun

 I’d like to shoot you in the ass with a BB gun

 I’d love to rub your toothbrush on a sick monkeys butt

 Give your home phone number to some perverted nut

 Tell everybody whatcha really weight and just for fun

 I’d like to shoot you in the ass with a BB gun

 I’d like to shoot you in the ass with a BB gun

 Lay there in the tall grass and wait for the cops to come

 Put a blood blister upon each bun

 I’d like to shoot you in the ass with a BB gun

 I’d love to kick your poodle, I’d love to sling your cat

 Bust your Yanni CD’s with a baseball bat

 Send your fat-mouthed momma sailing like the flying nun

 I’d like to shoot you in the ass with a BB gun

 I’d like to shoot you in the ass with a BB gun

 Lay there in the tall grass and wait for the cops to come

 Put a blood blister upon each bun

 I’d like to pot Sally Fields right square in the ass

 With a Red Rider BB gun.