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There was a California earthquake in the year of '83

 It shook the living daylights out of the Owens County Seat

 There weren't a building still left standing when the dust had cleared away

 Just a rumble in the distance all the way to San Andrea

Sherman Buck was driving his old mule into town

When a big one came and shook so hard that it knocked him to the ground

Lord there opened up a hole so big he thought his time was up

Lord it swallowed up that poor old mule and it just missed Sherman Buck

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California earthquake you just don't know what you've done

 We may fall off in the ocean, Lord you'll never make us run

 You're a partner of the devil, Lord we ain't afraid of him

 We'll build ourselves another town so you can tear it down again

Then came the quake of '99 that levelled Mission Creek

The earth was like an ocean churning with waves of twenty feet

Lord it sounded like a thousand trains were screaming underground

Clean across to San Joachim they heard that mournful sound

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Then came one day the holocaust Lord on rocks of Franciso Bay

Miles of walls came down like old Jericho that day

Might near everything the earthquake missed a holy fire consumed

Just left 'em smoke and the ashes of the dreams that can't be ruined

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