Standard (EADGBE)
Chords 022100 X02220 X21202
Verse
Well i got home and the door was locked and i tried to ring the bell
I found a little bittie not that she had wrote tellin me to "go to hell"
I crawled in the window I got inside
She kicked me in the balls and then i cried
Called me a name said i lied
Kicked me again and i thought i died
Took my clothes set 'em on fire
hit me with her curlin' iron
I tried to stop it with my watch
and then she kicked me in the crotch again
Chorus
yeah todays the day my wife met my girlfriend
when u play the next verse its the same chord proggression
sound out the last chorus