That Awful Day Chords

Standard (EADGBE)

EI got home and the door was locked so I tried to ring the bell, I found a little bitty

that she had wrote telling me to go to hell.

A E

 I crawled in the windoB7w got inside she kicked me in the balls and then I cried, Called

a name said I

 Lied kiEcked me again thought I died.

A E

 TooAk my clothes set them on fire and hit me with her curling iron. Tried to block it

my watch, And

B7then she kicked me in the crouch again.

AYea today's the day my wife met mB7y girlfriend. E

EWell I tried to tell her but she did not care thing's weren't what the seemed, She had a

on the stove of boiling water and my nad's would soon be steamed.

AI tried to run scream for help she hit me in theE nurts with a rhinestone belt.

B7 It was like nothing I had ever felt,

EI thing god I wasn't wearing a kilt.

AShe grabbed the bat from beneath the bed She swung it once anEd missed my head,

B7 A

  She B7reared back, swung it again, and Then she hit me in the twin's again.

AYea today's the day my wife met myB7 girlfriend. E

AYea today's that awful day, And mB7y boys wont be tAhe same. B7

 Yea todayA's the day my wife met mB7y girlfriend. E A E