Show Them To Me Chords

Standard (EADGBE)

Intro

G(fGinEmgerEmplaCy)C D

GOh it seems to me this whole worDld's gone crEmazy

 there's tCoo much hate and killin' going oDn

 but wGhen I see the bDare chest of a woEmman

 my woCrries and my problems are aDll gone

Cnoone thinks of fighting when they Dsee a topless girl

Emmaybe if you would show yours too, Cwe could save the wDorld

 Show them to mGe

 Show tDhem to mEme

Cunclasp your bra and set those puppies frDee

 they'd look a whGole lot better without that sweDater,baEmby i'm sure you'll agree

 baby youC've got two funbagsD

 show them to mGe D Em C D

GI don't care if they don't mDatch or oEmne's bigger than the other

Cyou can show me one, Dand I'll imagine the other

Geven if you're really olDd Emthere's nothing wrong

Cdon't be sad, your boobs ain't bad, they're jDust a little long

 show them to meG

 show tDhem to mEme

 lift Cup your shirt, and let the whole worDld see

Gadjust this robe, show your globDes, and a Emhappy man i'll be

 if yCou've got dos chichis D

show them to me

Ci've met a lot of them, but nevDer one i've hated

Ceven if you've had 13 kids and you thDink they look deflated

 there's nCo such thing as a bad breast, i belieDve this much is true

 if you're a bCig fat man, i'm a tittiefan, and i'd loDve to see yours too

 show them to me G

 show thDem to meEm

 just liCke the girls gone wild on TDV

Gjust lean back and show your rDack, and iEm'll be in extacy

Cif you got two cosabas D

 show them to meG D

Emcome on baby let me see

Call the world will live in harmonyD

Git'll do you good, and it'll give meD wood

Emwe'll make history

Cif you love your country

i'm gonna say it one more time

 I said if yCou love your cDountry

then stand your ass up and show them big old titties to me