Standard (EADGBE)

 Put your clothes back on

 I'd rather be alone

 Your thing is all worn out

 now get on home

 You've had too many lovers, they've worn off the hair

 there ain't no way i'm going in there

 put your clothes on

and get on home

 I should've never gone out

 I should've never had a drink

 Take that thing outside

 It's starting to stink

 Your friends done told me where you have been

 and i feel sorry for all those men

 now put your clothes back on baby

And get on home

 Yeah get that thing away from me

 It looks like something your dog would eat

 i've seen enough, now set me free

 i think that thing just barked at me (woof)

Early this morning it bit my leg

oh little darling don't you making me beg

 Now put your clothes back on

 and get on home

 Oh shit i'm scared.

 I need medical care

 I think three midgets just crawled out of there (Run boys!)

 Well i was fine before you came

 would you throw something over that pitiful thing

 Baby put your clothes back on

 and get on home

Yeah, put your clothes on

 and get your booty back home

 go on.