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Intro

I'm getting married to my pickup truck

It never leaves me when I'm down on my luck

It doesn't shop at fancy stores

 Or have a lawyer, or want a divorce

it doesn't care if I stay out late

It doesn't bitch about the money I make

 We'll be together till the end

It won't sleep with my best friend

I'm gonna get down on one knee,

And ask my truck if it'll marry me

I'll never drive another car,

We'll honeymoon at the titty bar

I'm gonna have the time of my life

 The exhaust pipes are tighter than my ex-wife

You think I'm crazy but listen to this

 I can bring home a hooker and it won't get pissed, no

Wedding ring won't cost me a buck,

 when I'm getting married to my pickup, pickup truck