If You Play Your Cards Wrong Chords

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 If you pGlay your cards wrong, you can taCke me home tonight

DYou've got all the makings of mCy futuDre ex-wGife

GI've got three bucks my credit sucks and my fuCture don't look too bright

 so if you plDay your cards wrong, you can tCake me hoDme tonigGht

 Some cEmall me a loser and a Clazy no-good slob

 I've lost my Emhouse, I've got no car

 and DI can't keep a job

 but I've Cgot a big heart, and anothDer part

 Take me hEmome you'll understand

CBecause my genitDalia looks lCike a pDringles cGan

 If you pClay your cards wDrong, you can Emtake me home tonight

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 and Gwhen I pull my pants down, hey you won't believe i'm white

 and iGt's been said that I'm mister ed, but don't Cworry I won't bite

 if you pDlay your cards wrong, you can Ctake me hDome tonGight

 Some cEmall me dishonest

 And they sCay I'm just lying

 But EmI've peed next to old john holmes and

DHe started crying.

 On a sCunny day, I'vDe got it made

 Get uEmnder my wiener if you need shade

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 IGf you play your cards wrong, you can take me home tonight

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 IGf you play your cards wrong, you can take me home tonight