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I remember way back, when I was just a boy going places with my Mom and

It used to scare me to death how Momma used to act after six or seven

beers she's had.

We were sittin' at a table when Momma got disabled, all the liquor

 running to her head.

Soon I got to chokin'; Daddy wasn't joking when he grabbed me by the

 arm and said.

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 Don't look now, your Momma's got her boobs out showin' everybody in

town.

Faces turning red, we were wishin' we were dead, there were people

 standing all around.

When Momma gets to drinking, there ain't much thinking there's nothing

 anybody can do.

You just hope and pray there never comes a day when Momma's out

 Drinking with you.

Well we got her in the truck and we started driving home when Momma

 said she had to go.

Daddy pulled it over, we were standing on the shoulder while Momma's

putting on a show.

Well he started up the truck and Momma stood up with her pants still

 Around her knees.

When we heard Momma holler: "If you give me a dollar, well I'll let

 you take a peek at these".

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You just hope and pray there never comes a day when Momma's out