Dear Penis Chords

Standard (EADGBE)

G A D

I tabbed this off a live version, I strum it differently then he does, but if you

keep time it sounds good

Intro

continue that pattern the entire way through song, you always strum D four times,

except during the first line of the two verses, G and A are always strummed twice

Verse 1

 Dear DPenis, GI don't think I Alike you anyDmore

 You Gused to watch me Ashave, now all you Ddo is stare at the floor

 Oh Dear GPenis, I don't Alike you anyDmore

GIt used be me and Ayou a paper Dtowel and a dirty magazine

GThats all we Aneeded to get Dby

GNow it seems Athings have changed and I Dthink that youre the one to blame

 Dear GPenis I dont Alike you anyDmore

Verse 2

(he sings)

 Dear DRodGney I dont think I Alike you anyDmore

GCause when you get to Adrinkin', you put me Dplaces I've never been before

 Oh GRodney I dont Alike you Danymore

GWhy can't we just Aget a grip on our Dman to hand relationship

GCome to terms with Atruly how we Dfeel

GIf we put our Aheads together,D we can just stay home forever

 Dear GPenis, I think I Alike you after Dall

 Oh and GRodney while youre Ashavin', shave my Dballs