Standard (EADGBE)

Come along with me now 'cause there are

Things I've been dying to tell you

The best or the worst things that you

Never needed to know

This is the kind of comedy where no one's

Laughing 'cause it's hard to...

I'm a punch line who's punch-drunk with my

Fist in a broken mirror...

 There's a party near by

I can hear

Laughter in the distance and it all comes clear

Sounds too simple, but love is the only answer

Everything else is just a train-wreck

Gonna stay up all night every night for the rest of my life

Till the lines around my eyes grow deeper and more defined

You might ask me "Aren't you dead inside and so damn tired?"

I say i have no idea but I'm not sleeping until after the

 dying is over I can hear

Laughter in the distance and it all comes clear

Sounds too simple, but love is the only answer

Love's a trainwreck, you're a mistake

Sometimes it's more convenient to play the barre chord than the open chord.

Also, at the end of the lines in the verses, he likes to play the C# (note, not chord)

the A chord (second fret on the b string if you're playing an open A chord or sixth fret

the g string if you're playing the barre chord.

If this doesn't make sense, disregard it.