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The river was deep but I swam it, Janet

The future is ours so let's plan it, Janet

So please don't tell me to can it, Janet

I've one thing to say and that's

Damn it, Janet, I love you

 The road was long but I ran it, Janet

 There's a fire in my heart and you fan it, Janet

 If there's one fool for you then I am it, Janet

 I've one thing to say and that's

Damn it, Janet, I love you

Here's the ring to prove that I'm no joker

There's three ways that love can grow

That's good, bad, or mediocre

Oh, J-a-n-e-t, I love you so

Janet

 Oh it's nicer than the one Betty Munroe had, oh, Brad

Now we're engaged and I'm so glad, oh, Brad

That you've met Mom and you know Dad,

 Oh, Brad

I'm mad, for you too

Janet

Oh, Brad

Brad

Oh damn it

Janet

I'm mad

Brad

Oh, Janet

Janet

For you

Brad

 I love you too

Both

 There's one thing left to do, hoo-hoo

Brad

 And that's go see the man who began it, Janet

 When we met in his science exam-it, Janet

 Made me give you the eye and then panic, Janet

 Now I've one thing to say and that's

Damn it, Janet, I love you

Brad

Damn it, Janet

Janet

Oh, Brad, I'm mad

Brad

Damn it, Janet

Both

 I love you