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The river was deep but I swam it, Janet
The future is ours so let's plan it, Janet
So please don't tell me to can it, Janet
I've one thing to say and that's
Damn it, Janet, I love you
The road was long but I ran it, Janet
There's a fire in my heart and you fan it, Janet
If there's one fool for you then I am it, Janet
I've one thing to say and that's
Damn it, Janet, I love you
Here's the ring to prove that I'm no joker
There's three ways that love can grow
That's good, bad, or mediocre
Oh, J-a-n-e-t, I love you so
Janet
Oh it's nicer than the one Betty Munroe had, oh, Brad
Now we're engaged and I'm so glad, oh, Brad
That you've met Mom and you know Dad,
Oh, Brad
I'm mad, for you too
Janet
Oh, Brad
Brad
Oh damn it
Janet
I'm mad
Brad
Oh, Janet
Janet
For you
Brad
I love you too
Both
There's one thing left to do, hoo-hoo
Brad
And that's go see the man who began it, Janet
When we met in his science exam-it, Janet
Made me give you the eye and then panic, Janet
Now I've one thing to say and that's
Damn it, Janet, I love you
Brad
Damn it, Janet
Janet
Oh, Brad, I'm mad
Brad
Damn it, Janet
Both
I love you