Standard (EADGBE)

Intro

Verse

  I was walkin' up 6th Ave. when balloon man came right up to me

  He was round and fat and spherical with the biggest grin I've ever seen

  He bounced on up towards me but before we could be introduced

  He blew up very suddenly - I guess his name was probably Bruce

Chorus

  And I laughed, like I always do

  And I cried, like I cried for you

  And balloon man blew up in my hands

Verse

  He spattered me with tomatoes, hummus, chickpeas, and some strips of skin

  So I made a right on 44th, but I washed my hands when I got in

Chorus

  And it rained, like a slow divorce

  And I wished, I could ride a horse

  And balloon man blew up in my hands

Instrumental break

Verse

  I was walkin' up 6th Ave. when balloon man blew up in my face

  There were loads of them on Bryant Park, so I didn't feel out of place

  There must have been a plague of them on the TV when I came home late

  They were guzzling marshmellows and then jumping off the Empire State

Chorus

  And I laughed, like I always do

  And I cried, like I cried for you

  And balloon man blew up in my hands