Standard (EADGBE)

woo-hoo!

Hey hey, here comes no-one

Another friend for you to have a go on

And she asks me, do I miss her when she’s gone?

And I reply, “As much as I miss anyone”

Oh! A woo-hoo

Chorus

And I’ll be your gay friend

 Cos your marriage never ends

 Till we fuck and fight again

 There’s a space between us

So jump into my bed

 We’ll pretend the world is dead

 And always in my head

 Is a face between us

Hey Lord, forgive us we’re wrong

I’ll make sure that he never hears this song

And she says that I’m the opposite of a Hallmark card

She asks me how I’m feeling, well, I don’t wanna think that hard

Chorus

It’s the late show now

 How does the late show end?

 Well, if god is in the details

 Thank god that you’re my friend

I have a friend again

You are my friend again

 My gay friend Oh! A woo-hoo!

Chorus

G/B = 320033 - it's played kinda half-beat with the C, you can just play G if you want