Strong Chords

Capo 1st fret

Standard (EADGBE)

Intro

D G Em A

DAh E7ah Gah Aah

Verse 1

DMy breath smells of a thousand fags

 And wheGn I'm drunk I dance like me Dad

 I've sEm7tarted to dress a bit like him A

 And earDly morning when I wake up

 I Glook like Kiss but without the make-up

 And thaEm7t's a good line to take it to the bridge A

Bridge

GAnd you know, and you know 'cause my life's a mess Em7

GAnd I'm trying to grow, so before I'mEm7 old I'll confess A

Chorus

DYou think that I'm strongG, you're wrong, you'Em7re wrong A

DI'll sing my sonGg, my song, Em7my song A

Verse 2

My bed's full of takeaways, a fantasies of easy lays

The pause button's broke on my video.

And is this real? 'Cause I feel fake, Oprah Winfrey, Ricki Lake

Teach me things I don't need to know

Repeat bridge and chorus

Middle 8

 If I Amdid it all again I'd be a nun

 The Grain was never cold when I was young

 I'm still Emyoung, we're still Byoung

AmLife's too short to be afraid

GStep insEm7ide the Dsun

Repeat Chorus

Outro

(repeat x4 to fade)

DLife's too short to be afraid, take a pill to nuEm7mb the pain

GYou don't have to take the blame A

That what I think it is, but I'm sure I'll get load of e-mails

informing I'm

wrong, and hey, that's fine.

Cheers Mate