Standard (EADGBE)

Intro

Verse

I wouldn't be so alone

 if they knew my name in every home

 Kevin Spacey would call on the phone

 But I'd be too busy

 Come back to the old five and dime

 Cameron Diaz give me a sign

I'd make you smile all the time

 Your conversa-tion would compliment mine

Change to G

Chorus

I will talk and Hollywood will listen

See them bow at my every word

 Mr Spielberg look just what you're missing-ing-ing

Doesn't that seem a little absurd

 Bow at my every word

Verse

Buy up the rights to my book

Live on a ranch from what the box office took

I'll go and visit the set

They'll call me their saviour

All the peoples will scorn celebrity

Lives on the moon

But I'll be back home in June

To promote the sequel

Chorus

I will talk and Hollywood will listen

See them bow at my every word

Mr. Spielberg look just what you're missing

Doesn't that seem a little absurd

Bow at my every word