Standard (EADGBE)

Is the Richard Gere gerbil story true?

 Who came third in World War Two?

 Did Sooty sleep with Sue

 These things I think a-bout

 When I'm out with you

(Piano appegio comes in)

What are the holes in biros for?

 Which one's which in The Corrs?

 Did Geoff Hurst really score?

 Cause frankly you're a bore

 And I'm not

(Key change to Am, Piano chords replace appegio)

And if it's le-eaving season

 You're second o-on the bill

If you won't le-eave me baby

 I'll find someone who will

(strum pattern: ,u,)

I tried love

 I'm sorry

(strum pattern: ,u,,,u,,u)

I tried lo-o-ove

(Key change back to D, piano appegio)

Does God ever get it wrong?

 Where has Gary Barlow gone?

 Why is Christmas Day so long?

 It just goes on and on and on

 Like you

(Key change to Am, Piano chords replace appegio)

And if it's le-eaving season

 You're the se-e-cond o-on the bill

If you won't le-eave me baby

 I'll find someone who will

(strum pattern: ,u,)

I tried lo-o-ove

 I'm sorry

(strum pattern: ,u,,,u,,u)

I tried love

Key Change to D

Do do do do do do do do Do do do do do

Do do do do do do do do Do do do do do

(strum pattern: ,u,)

I tried love

 I'm sorry

I tried lo-o-ove

Why is there ketchup on my sleeve?

 D'you think that Adam fancied Eve?

 What if Eve could not con-ceive?

 And he had to breed with Steve

 We'd all be ga-ay

(Laughs)