Standard (EADGBE)

Intro

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Verse 1

 Put my hand on the Bible

Doing it for liable

It's suing season

 And I am broke

Buy me some happy

Find me some passion

Will it ever happen?

Heaven knows

Chorus

Sometimes you've got to get the joke

It's the only thing that keeps this bloke afloat

Who put this spanner in my spokes?

I can't change how it's wrote

Verse 2

Classy or flashy

At home with Lassie

They all walk past me

I wouldn't know

Make me a new man

Find me a new plan

I am a sports fan

A real bloke

Chorus

Sometimes you've got to get the joke

It's the only thing that keeps this bloke afloat

Who put this chainsaw in my spokes?

I can't change how it's wrote

When my ship comes in

She'll be on it

Eating a fresh kebab

And I want it

And I want it now

(Scat) – play chorus

Chorus

Sometimes you've got to get the joke

It's the only thing that keeps this bloke afloat

You get the tagger I the clum.

I can't change how it's wrote