Standard (EADGBE)
Intro
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Verse 1
Put my hand on the Bible
Doing it for liable
It's suing season
And I am broke
Buy me some happy
Find me some passion
Will it ever happen?
Heaven knows
Chorus
Sometimes you've got to get the joke
It's the only thing that keeps this bloke afloat
Who put this spanner in my spokes?
I can't change how it's wrote
Verse 2
Classy or flashy
At home with Lassie
They all walk past me
I wouldn't know
Make me a new man
Find me a new plan
I am a sports fan
A real bloke
Chorus
Sometimes you've got to get the joke
It's the only thing that keeps this bloke afloat
Who put this chainsaw in my spokes?
I can't change how it's wrote
When my ship comes in
She'll be on it
Eating a fresh kebab
And I want it
And I want it now
(Scat) play chorus
Chorus
Sometimes you've got to get the joke
It's the only thing that keeps this bloke afloat
You get the tagger I the clum.
I can't change how it's wrote