Standard (EADGBE)

 I was born in the north of England

 I was raised in a working town

 I broke all the rules when I went to school

 But the teachers couldn't pin me down

 I tried to make my parents proud

 By adapting to the social powers

 Oh pigs will fly, and the earth will fry

 When they get me doing honest hours

 Snookeroo, Snookeroo

 Daddy's going on the booze

 Mother used to cut my hair

 And sister used to make the news

 Oh it was two rooms up and two rooms down

 And we were sentenced by the wrecking crane

 I was born on the eve of Halloween

 And Snookeroo, Snookeroo, Snookeroo's my name.

 I need someone to cook for me

 And turn me loose at night

 I could spend my life with a factory girl

 'Cause the factory girl's my type

 I hear them gossip on the street

 Most of what they say is true

 Oh don't you know that I hear them say

 There goes that lazy, no-good Snookeroo

(Repeat chorus)

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