Standard (EADGBE)

When you get sober

Will you get kinder

 Cause when you get uptight

It's such a drag

When I get older

I won't remember

Until that day comes

I've got something on you

Under the blacklight

Out in the garden

Into the pale moon

I'll be waiting

Under the blacklight

Under the blacklight

Even dead men

Lie in the their coffins

It's been a long time

Since you felt better

Under the blacklight

Out in the garden

Into the pale moon

I'll be waiting

Under the blacklight

Out in the garden

Into the pale moon

Under the blacklight

Somewhere in Laredo

Borders a soft man

Like a black widow

I'll be crawling

Under the blacklight

Out in the garden

Into the pale moon

Under the blacklight

 Down in the valley

Up in the dark blue

Under the blacklight

Under the blacklight

Outro

etc.... you figure it out.