Standard (EADGBE)

You woke up an asshole

 I couldn't believe my eyes

 I really hate my bad eye

 And I thought you knew

You woke up my girlfriend

 I can't believe my luck

 I can't believe my bad luck

 And I should have known

You told your friends about me

 I'm not as smart as you

 And all your stupid questions

I don't laugh at you

Solo

(Can't get it out of my head...)

(How can I change you?...)

And I hope things work out well for you

And I'm not coming back

You knew

All along you stole my best line

And you're right

You know I'd go to fucking Hell for you

There I go, believing you again

There I go, believing you agai