Standard (EADGBE)

Intro

This guy's sayin' this, and that guy's sayin' that

This guy flew his barber in, and that guy loves his hat

This guy wasn't tellin' the truth when he said that that guy lies

 His numbers went up anyway, and again when he apologized

Any old thing can float, we're all in the same old boat

 You gotta strike the right note

Me and my pet goat are gonna vote

 For four more beers, four more beers, four more beers

 If you're goin' down this fast what's the point in switchin' gears

 Here's three cheers for four more beers

 Amber nights will help assuage my fears

This guy reads the news and that guy makes it up

 If this guy wins on that guy's spin then I am givin' up

That guy's former mistress says that this guy's just a crook

 And those guys just all cut the line to have her sign her book

There ain't no need to gloat, we're all in the same old boat

 You gotta strike the right note

Me and my pet goat are gonna vote

 For four more beers, four more beers, for more beers

 When you don't know where you're goin' what's it matter who steers

 Here's three cheers for four more beers

 Bitter ales might wash away my tears

And I wanna live in a swing state

A perpetual state of swing

Throw another couple of blogs on the fire

 While I revel in my bling...bling...

There's that famous rock star singin' foreign policy

Who knew from those love songs he was on the G.E.D.

Parks that brand new hybrid right beside his private jet

Revenues might improve when they tax the internet

Any old thing can float, we're all in the same old bloat

 You gotta strike the right note

Me and my pet goat, we're gonna do it all by rote

Me and my pet goat are gonna vote

 For four more beers, four more beers, four more beers

 When you're goin' down this fast what's the use in switchin' gears

 Here's three cheers for four more beers

 Amber nights will help assuage my fears

 Bitter ales might wash away my tears