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Oh Shane and Dixie, they were two-bit crooks

They wanted to be famous like you read in books

 Shane had the brain and Dixie had the looks for glory

 As a bank robber Shane really was no use

He'd end up likely at the end of the noose

 Which was fine by Shane if the papers could use the story

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Fame and love, fame and love, fame and love will never die

Fame and love, fame and love, fame and love will never die

 Never die, never die

Well Shane says to Dixie "We're getting nowhere

I've a fine idea if you love me, swear

We'll be household names if we only dare, forever.

Here's two bullets in my old carbine

One is yours and the other is mine

They'll find us there at the scene of the crime together"

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 Well she screams, she swears, she tears her hair

 Saying "Shane, this time you've lost your mind"

Shane took aim with the sixteen bore

Dixie lay dying down there on the floor

Shane was shaken but his purpose was more inspired

Shane says "Lord, what have I done

But this victory is only halfway won"

He put the barrel underneath his tongue and fired

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They found the bodies when the neighbours complained

Shane was all over the walls like paint

Dixie looked bad but her heart beat faint but surely

Well they saved her life, they were just in time

She turned her back on a life of crime

And she married the man who came to type out her story

The News of the Screws most generously gave

The money helped to pay for Shane's new grave

It looked so fine till the vandals sprayed it over

And time took its toll and the weeds grew high

It hid Shane's grave from the curious eye

Or maybe that's why we forget those lines he told us

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