Standard (EADGBE)

 That gorilla you're dancing with

May not have too long to live

He's putting his hands in the wrong places

Time to rearrange his face

He's gonna dance with me instead

I'm gonna tap dance on his head

  Don't tempt me

  Don't tempt me

  Don't tempt me

 I'm half-way out of my seat

 He's got the looks, he's got the lolly

Driving me clean off my trolley

Doing the jitterbug, doing the jive

Doing the shimmy, snakes alive

That's not a dance, that's S-E-X

Ban that couple, certificate X!

  Don't tempt me

  Don't tempt me

  Don't tempt me

 I'm half-way out of my seat

 Ooh I'm a patient man

 Ooh But its out of hand

 If there's one thing I can't stand

 Get yer mittens off my gal

Or you'll end up as mincemeat pal

I've got friends, mean sons

They've got knives, chains, guns

Gas, grenades, knuckle-dusters,

Lazy Susans, Blockbusters

Guitar solo