Capo 3rd fret

Standard (EADGBE)

 You took the toaster when you went

 You never paid your half the rent

 You took the spices from the rack

 But you don't have to put 'em back

 'Cause in your haste on Halloween

 You left your camera on the bed

 Where we played roles in black and white

 You left a roll of black and white

 I set the timer, thought of you

 Put the lens up to my head

 I took a photograph for you

 What comes out gray is really red

 So are you... happy now?

 Are you..... happy now?

 Are you.... happy now?

I smashed your pumpkin on the floor

 The candle flickered at my feet

 As goblins flew across the moon

 The children peered into the room

 A cowboy shivered on the porch

 And Cinderella checked her watch

 A hobo waited in the street

 An angel whispered trick or treat

 What was I supposed to do

 But to sit there in the dark

 I was amazed to think that you

 Would take the candy with you too

 So are you... happy now?

 Are you..... happy now?

 Are you.... happy now?

I've sat all night, and now it's dawn

 And I cannot believe my eyes

 There's garbage strewn across the lawn

 Where we once stared up at the sky

 And streams of paper fill the tree

 That hovered over you and me

 And shaving cream covers the car

 That we picked up in Baltimore

 And though I know it's hard to tell

 I hope that what's-his-name treats you )well

 I still maintain that he's a bum

 But it's your money, have some fun

 So are you... happy now?

 Are you..... happy now?

 Are you.... happy now?

You always asked why I had not

 Written you a verse or two

 Since that's the one thing I regret

 I dedicate this one to you

So are you... happy now?

 Are you..... happy now?

 Are you......... ?

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