Standard (EADGBE)
It's not you, it's me
And me don't like you
It's not you, it's I and
I am breaking up with you
You swore up and down the walls
'Twilight is is best trilogy of all'
Some how you got me to agree
to dress up like Edward for Halloween
But now that I'm coming clean
First off, Twilight is a quadrillogy
And that tan werewolf dude isn't worthy
Of removing,
A wookie's dingleberries
(Chewbacca impressions)
It's not me, it's you
(Even more I think about it) It's definitely you
But it might be me
Cause me decided to date you
When we went out on our first date
You said you don't eat anything with a face
Then for the next eighteen months
I ate sausage made from rice and walnuts (that's not sausage)
But now that we're parting ways
Newsflash, Fish have a face!
And unless it's in a newton, he doesn't want another fig!
Tonight I'm eating a rabbit-ven-it-ture-duck-in-ig
That's a rabbit inside a duck, inside a chicken, inside a turkey, inside a deer, inside
a pig (deep fried), with gravy (beef gravy)
(That's disgusting. And impossible)
It's you, it's you (no doubt about it)
It was always totally you
But now it's up to me
And me is now dumping you