Standard (EADGBE)

 It's not you, it's me

 And me don't like you

 It's not you, it's I and

 I am breaking up with you

 You swore up and down the walls

 'Twilight is is best trilogy of all'

 Some how you got me to agree

 to dress up like Edward for Halloween

 But now that I'm coming clean

 First off, Twilight is a quadrillogy

 And that tan werewolf dude isn't worthy

 Of removing,

 A wookie's dingleberries

(Chewbacca impressions)

It's not me, it's you

 (Even more I think about it) It's definitely you

 But it might be me

 Cause me decided to date you

 When we went out on our first date

 You said you don't eat anything with a face

 Then for the next eighteen months

 I ate sausage made from rice and walnuts (that's not sausage)

 But now that we're parting ways

 Newsflash, Fish have a face!

 And unless it's in a newton, he doesn't want another fig!

 Tonight I'm eating a rabbit-ven-it-ture-duck-in-ig

That's a rabbit inside a duck, inside a chicken, inside a turkey, inside a deer, inside

a pig (deep fried), with gravy (beef gravy)

(That's disgusting. And impossible)

 It's you, it's you (no doubt about it)

 It was always totally you

 But now it's up to me

 And me is now dumping you