Rub Some Bacon On It Chords

Standard (EADGBE)

Ongoing Theme 2:

Intro

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Verse 1

G911 what's your emergency?

I nailed my finger to a birdhouse accidentally

Do your have some bacon (bacon?)

Bacon, That's right

I have bacon left over from dinner last night

Rub some bacon on it. What?

On your hand just do it

Rub some bacon on it

 That's all there is to it? D

Verse 2

 What if I drGopped my phone?

Rub some bacon on it

 or encoGunter my clone?

Rub some bacon on it

 I get moGnonucleosis

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 My nGude pics get posted

Chorus

GRub some bacon on it

CRub some bacon on it

GRub some bacon on it

D7Yeah

Verse 3

 My home gGets foreclosed

Rub some bacon on it

 My cGat explodes

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 I wGake up in a trunk

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 My frGiend goes steampunk

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 I mGeet real pirates

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 There's an aGkward silence

 I say something uGnintentionally racist

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 I'm a aGdult with braces

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 IG can't swim

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 I'm vGisited by Mr. Timn

Chorus

GRub some bacon on it

CRub some bacon on it

GRub some bacon on it

D7Yeah

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Verse 4

Bacon hotline, What's your problem?

 What if I fGeed the troll?

Rub some bacon on it

 I'm atGtacked by a narwhal

Rub some bacon on it

 The apGocalypse started

Rub some bacon on it

 I tGhink I might have sharted

Chorus

GRub some bacon on it

CRub some bacon on it

GRub some bacon on it

D7Yeah

Outro

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