Robot Girlfriend Chords

Standard (EADGBE)

 IF've never had A7too much luDmck wiCth feA♯males

 IF'm not confident unA7less I'm wrDmiting Can eA♯mail

 BGmut my life would be sCo sublime

 IGmf I bought a robot giCrl online

I'd never hear her silicon mouth complaining

about my dry scalp or my excessive gaming

She's my Small Wonder, I'm her Voltron

I flip a switch and it turns her on!

(Verse 2):

She's got a grip stronger than an ape

And she can calculate a tip to the twenty-fifth decimal place

Though we can't go outside in rainy weather

We can still play solitaire together

Meeting her folks would be no real cause for fear

They're just a team of friendly Japanese engineers

If I ever start to think that she might leave me

I'll de-frag her hard drive and wipe her memory

(Chorus):

My robot girlfriend...the best relationship I'd never be in.