Photoshop Your Memories Chords

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  G-III Bm C-III D-V

G Em Am D

  G-III

Bm

  C-III

  D-V

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  G-III

You pull out your photos of

 YoBmur wedding in the Spring

  C-III

And you're confronted by your double chin

  D-V

And your bald spot glistening

  G-III

You could get a membership

 AtBm the fitness hut down the road,

  C-III

Or you could pick your mouse up and slim yourself down

  D-V

And even give yourself a 'fro.

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  G-III

Your high school reunion

 Is Bmcoming next Friday

  C-III

And you know everyone will ask to see some

  D-V

Pictures of the babies that you've made.

  G-III

But the problem is your kid's head is big.

 I mBmean, we're talking "Alien" size here.

  C-III

Well, just cut and paste a hat, or at least a doo rag

  D-V

And it won't seem so severe.

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  D-V)

 PhotGoshop your meEmmories.

 A piAmcture's worth a thousand words,

 So aD few white lies shouldn't hurt.

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  G-III

Your birthday, this past Monday,

 Was aBm fun day, except for one thing:

  C-III

Your mother-in-law, who makes your skin crawl,

  D-V

Stuck her face in every frame.

  G-III

You'd prefer to remember

 That Bmday without her tattooed brows.

  C-III

The simplest solution: decrease the resolution

  D-V

And crop that woman out.

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  D-V)

 PhotosGhop your memoriEmes.

 Your rAmeal life may be sub-par,

 But yoDu can be who you want people to think you are.

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D)

  G-III

Make yourself thin.

 Give yoBmurself abs.

  C-III

Remove that mole.

  D-V

Say "No" to crack.

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  D-V)

  G-III

Say you went to the Alps

 In a luBmxury car

  C-III

With a Swedish Model.

  D-V

Just be who you want people to think you are.

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  D-V)

 PhotoshoGp your memories. Em

 A picturAme's worth a thousand words

 So a fewD white lies shouldn't hurt. G