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Intro

Do... do you remember back

 In middle school

When my trunks fell down

At the pool

Everyone laughed

Except for you

You just let me hold you

In my bedroom

Our freshman year

 When Julie McKnight

Dumped me because of

My overbite

I cried all night

 All over you

You didn't seem to mind

My tears or my drool

I could always hold you tight

[ My favorite pillow ]

So soft so cool on your other side

[ My favorite pillow ]

In my eyes you've been nothing but classy

But everybody's saying you're nasty

Full of fungus it can't be true

Laden with bacteria, no, not you

But the thing that

Did it did me in

I learned you're full of

Dust mite excrement

And those dead skin cells

May be mine

But knowing what's in you

I can't sleep at night

We've been through both thick and thin

[ Because you are a pillow ]

It's hard to say this is the end

[ my favorite pillow ]

It's not me, it's definitely you

[ I'll get a new pillow ]

You are a body fluid sponge and we're through...

[ I'm getting a new you ]