Standard (EADGBE)

I'll start with a taco, soft like a cloud

 I want mine crunchy, I like to eat loud.

 I'll choose a chalupa, I'll grab a gordita,

 and two taco salads for our senoritas.

 And a Burrito Supreme, with extra sour cream

 It's a cylindrically shaped seasoned beef dream.

 A taquito. An enchirito. Some cinnamon twists.

 A chicken border bowl. Are you gettin' all this?

And you know that nothing beats a

hmmm, mmmm...Mexican Pizzaaaaaaa...

 We'll take two of those, but please hold the diced tomatoes.

 And I admit, I've always felt,

I'm in love with the meximeeeelt.

 Make mine with a little extra love, and think of me..

 as the cheese drops from your Taco Bell glove.

and that's it.

No, no! No, That's not it. I also want a...

Double-decker taco cause I'm feeling wild

 And make my sauce fire. Uh, he'll take mild.

 and we'll take two Mt. Dew Baja blasts

 for a chance at 25 dollars cash.

 I'm told there's a winner for every 5 minutes

 But I'm stealing your online code if you win it.

Why would you do that? You owe me 25 bones!

 I owe you 5. Plus interest, it was a loan.

 And I think we'll be satisfieeeed,

 if we get some Mexican rice on the side.