Standard (EADGBE)
She don't wear no pants, she don't wear no top
Always on the ball, she's always on strike
Struting up the hall, big deal you get to fly
You ain't nothing but a waitress in the sky
You ain't nothing but a waitress in the sky.... mm...mm...
Payed my fair, don't wanna complain
You get to me always out of champagne
Treat me like a bum, don't wear no tie
'Cause you ain't nothing but a waitress in the sky
You ain't nothing but a waitress in the sky...oh oh oh...
Anytime says: "Thank you very much for not smoking"
My own son says I'm sorry I'm smoking
Don't treat me special or don't kiss my ass
Treat me like the way you treat a mob in first class
Sanitation expert and a maintenance engineer
Garbage man, a janitor and you my dear
A reunion flight attendant my oh my
You ain't nothing but a waitress in the sky
You ain't nothing but a waitress in the sky
You ain't nothing but a waitress in the sky
...oh oh oh... oh...oh.... mm... mm... mm... mm..