Standard (EADGBE)

Verse

I know you. I know you've seen her.

She's a sad tomato. She's three miles of bad road.

Walkin' down the street. Will I never meet her?

She's a real woman-child. Oh, my kiss, breath, turpentine.

Pre-chorus

Chorus

(Hold)

I am smitten. I'm the real thing

(I'm the real thing).

Have you seen her come around?

[My crush with

eyeliner]

ending:

these are the lyrics the second time through

Verse

I'm in like.

I'm in-fatuated.

It's all too much - the pressure

She's all that I can take.

What position should I wear?

or cop an attitude? - Faker

How can I convince her - faker -that

I'm inventive, too? Yeah.

Chorus

I am smitten

I'm the real thing (I'm the real thing)

We all invent ourselves and,

[uh, you know me]