Capo 3rd fret

Standard (EADGBE)

 A public service announcement followed me home the other day.

 I paid it nevermind. Go Away.

Shits so thick you could stir it with a stick-free Teflon whitewashed presidency.

We're sick of being jerked around, wear that on your sleeve.

Bridge

Broadcast me a joyful noise unto the times, lord, count your blessings.

 We're sick of being jerked around we all fall down.

Verse

 Have you ever seen the televised St. vitus subcommittee prize

 Investigation dance? Those ants in pants glances.

 Well,look behind the eyes. It's a hallowed hollow anesthetized

"save my own ass, screw these guys" smoke and mirror lock down.

Bridge

Broadcast me a joyful noise unto the times, lord, count your blessings.

 The Papers wouldn't lie! I sigh, Not one more.

Chorus

(x2)

 It's been a bad day.

Please don't take a picture.

 It's been a bad day.

Please.

Verse

 We're dug in deep the price is steep. The auctioneer is such a creep.

 The lights went out, the oil ran dry we blamed it on the other guy.

Sure, all men are created equal. Heres the church, heres the steeple.

Please stay tuned-we cut to sequel. Ashes, ashes, we all fall down.

Bridge

Broadcast me a joyful noise unto the times, lord, count your blessings.

 Ignore the law of fear. Ugh, this means war.

Chorus

 It's been a bad day.

Please don't take a picture.

 It's been a bad day.

Please.

Bridge

Broadcast me a joyful noise unto the times, lord, count your blessings.

 We're sick of being jerked around we all fall down.

Chorus

 It's been a bad day.

Please don't take a picture.

 It's been a bad day.

Please.

Outro

(Chorus chords)