The Pirates Who Dont Do Anything Chords

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 we are theA pirates who don't do anytDhing

 we just staAy at home, and lie aroEund

 and if you ask Aus, to do anyDthing

 we'll just tEell you, we don't do anyAthing

 well I've nAever been to Greenland

 and I've neDver been to Denver

 and I've nAever buried treasure in ST Louie or ST PEaul

 and I've neAver been to Moscow

 and I've neDver been to Tampa

 and I've neAver been to Boston in the faEll

 we are the pirAates who don't do anytDhing

 we just stAay at home, and lie arEound

 and if you aAsk us, to do anyDthing

 we'll just tEell you, we don't do anytAhing

 and I've neAver hoist the main sail

 and I've neDver swabbed the poop deck

 and I've neAver veered starboard, cause I've never sailed at aEll

 and I've neAver walked the gang plank

 and I've neDver owned a parrot.

 and I've neAver been to Boston in the faEll

 we are the pirAates who don't do anyDthing

 we just stAay at home, and lie aroEund

 and if you aAsk us, to do anytDhing

 we'll just tEell you, we don't do anyAthing

 I've neAver plucked a rooster

 and I am nDot too good at ping-pong

 and I've never thrown my mashed potatoes up against theA wall

 and I've neAver kissed a chipmunk,

 and I've neDver gotten head lice

 and I have neAver been to Boston in the fEall

 and I've neAver licked a spark-plug

 and I've neDver sniffed a stink bug

 and I've neAver painted Daisies on a bEig red rubber ball

 and I've neAver bathed in yogurt

 and I doDn't look good in leggings

 and I've neAver been to Boston in the fEall

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