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We all know the girls that

 I am talking about Well they are time bombs and they are ticking

 and the only question's when they'll blow up

 And they'll blow up, we know that without a doubt

 cause they're those girls, yeah you know those girls that let their emotions get the best of them

 And I've contrived some sort of a plan to help my fellow man

Let's get emotional girls to all wear mood rings

 So we'll be tipped off to when they're ticked off

cause we'll know just what they're thinking...just what they're thinking

She's so pretty but she doesn't always act that way

Her mood's out swinging on the swing set almost everyday

She said to me that she's so happy its depressing

And all I said was someone get that girl a mood ring

If its drama you want then look no further

 They're like the Real World, meets Boy Meets World, meets Days of our Lives

And it just kills me how they get away with murder

 They're anger you then bat their eyes... those pretty eyes that watch you sympathize

 And I've contrived some sort of a plan to help my fellow man

Let's get emotional girls to all wear mood rings

 So we'll be tipped off to when they're ticked off

cause we'll know just what they're thinking...just what they're thinking

She's so pretty but she doesn't always act that way

Her mood's out swinging on the swing set almost everyday

She said to me that she's so happy its depressing

And all I said was someone get that girl a mood ring

We all know the girls that I am talking about She liked you wednesday but

 now its friday and she has to wash her hair

And it just figures that we'll never figure them out

 First she's Jekyll and then she's Hyde...

 At least she makes a lovely pair

Mood ring, oh mood ring

Oh tell me will you bring

The key to unlock this mystery?

Of girls and their emotions,

 play it back in slow motion

 So i may understand the complex infrastructure known as the female mind...