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She lifted the monument in her monumental arms

 She was the mother superior with her carry-on luggage charms

 She was this androgynous powder nosed girl next door

 She had eaten her dog and she was back for more

Back for more

Back for mo-ore

Oh, she was back for more

 Some more? yes please, some more

Her gym teacher thought himself a sweat sock demi god

 Her geraniums thought themselves an alien pod

Her front porch gave way beneath the classified weight

And when the ambulance came they said it's much too late

Oh, it's much too late

Oh, it's much too, much too late

Oh, it's much too late

How late? Very late, too late

 Now the people of New Guinea and the people of LA

 Have been pen pals for years cause they both hate ballet

 Only the pandas and bears have made a clean getaway

 But the news bulletin claims it's gonna be ok

 Now Miss Lucy had a sweatshop where the immigrants worked

 Problem was they all turned to pumpkins at the twelve o'clock stroke

 Promptly confiscated by police precinct number X

 That was when the alien geraniums demanded the facts

No violence of course

No violence, no violence, of course

Hey, hey no violence, of course

Off course? Why yes, of course

Here the story gets hazy and the hair gets too long

The TV gets quiet as we hear a real bad song

The mothers get whiskey and the girlfriends get tongue

 And there's a back of a truck selling smoke free lungs

 And there's a back of a truck selling alien pods

 And there's a back of a truck selling game show hosts

 And there's a back of a truck selling the souls of the dead

 And there's a back of a truck selling crumb free bread

 And there's a back of a truck selling the back of a car

 And there's a back of a car selling roadway maps

 And there are roadway maps selling the back of a head

Hey, how much for that back of a head, man?

Hey wait a minute, hey wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute,

 that's my back of a head, hey you can't sell that man

 that's my back of a head

Hey sell it back to me man

She lifted the monument in her monumental arms

 She was the mother superior with her carry-on luggage charms

She was this androgynous powder nosed girl next door

 She had eaten her dog and she was back for more