Standard (EADGBE)

Riff 1

Strummed wildly with brass in background

Verse

 Here comes another song about Mexico

 I just can't help myself

 I lost my old lady

Got my lures, got my bobbers, now I'm gonna go

 Got off in the wrong direction

 Found a hooker and lost my erection

 So I had to lie in the letter to the boys back home

Chorus

 Well the good guys and the bad guys

 Well they never work past noon around here

 They sit side to side in cantinas, talk to senoritas

 And drink warm beer

(Riff 1)

Second verse:

 Here comes the same old verse about Mexico

 We just can't help ourselves

 We lost our old ladies

Got our lures, got our bobbers, now we're gonna go

 Got off in the wrong direction

 Found some hookers and lost our erections

 So we had to lie in the letter to the boys back home

Chorus

 Well the good guys and the bad guys

 Well they never work past noon around here

 They sit side to side in Cantinas, talk to senoritas

 And drink warm beer

(Riff 1)

Solo

Haven't figured it out yet, but here are the chords:

Chorus

 Yeah the good guys and the bad guys

 Well they never work past noon around here

 They sit side to side in Cantinas, talk to senoritas

 And drink warm beer

(repeat)

End with riff 1