Standard (EADGBE)
Well, I'm going to the hardware store.
I'm gonna buy you a really big hammer.
Girly won't you pull these nails out of my heart.
Then I'm going to the sporting goods store.
I'm gonna buy you a really heavy baseball bat.
Girly won't you knock these thoughts out of my head.
(Chorus)
Beat me till I'm black and blue
And I'm hangin' by a thread.
And I can get back up
And we can do it all over again.
(Verse)
Well, I'm going to the liquor store.
I'm gonna buy you a really big bottle.
Girly won't you pour some light into my life.
Then I'm going to the firearms store.
I'm gonna buy you a really pretty hand gun.
Girly won't you blow this mess out of my mind.
(Chorus)
Beat me till I'm black and blue,
And I'm very nearly dead.
And I can get back up
And we can do it all over again.