Standard (EADGBE)

I'm in the RSL, I joined the Lions club Friday

My support of sport is thought of highly

I'm a Class 6 clerk in the PCD

And who the hell is Ayatollah Khomeni?

It doesn't matter to me

It doesn't matter to me

I'll sit home and watch you all on my colour TV

Well I prune in June and I plant in October

And I write to the council when a sign gets knocked over

I always say that channel 10 news is best

Especially when the weather girl wears a low cut dress

It doesn't matter to me

It doesn't matter to me

I'll sit home and watch you all on my colour TV

Well I lost a some money on Newganhand

To be quite frank i bought a piece land

The cops dug it up it really was a drag

A whole pile of guns and 2 tonnes of scag

It doesn't matter to me

It doesn't matter to me

I'll sit home and watch you all on my colour TV

Well, my wife ran of to a Women's Shelter

She didn't understand me or why I had to belt her

My Daughter carries candles for the festival of light

The fridge is full of beer and I'm all right

It doesn't matter to me

It doesn't matter to me

I'll sit home and watch you all on my colour TV

My son's gone of to the Eastern war

And Killen wrote a letter explaining what for

It's the very first job the boy's ever held

He'll learn a good trade while he sees the world

It doesn't matter to me

It doesn't matter to me

I'll sit home and watch you all on my colour TV

I'm watching colour TV

Thanking god it's not me

OPEC, Exxon and ITT

Presenting World War Three