Standard (EADGBE)
I'm in the RSL, I joined the Lions club Friday
My support of sport is thought of highly
I'm a Class 6 clerk in the PCD
And who the hell is Ayatollah Khomeni?
It doesn't matter to me
It doesn't matter to me
I'll sit home and watch you all on my colour TV
Well I prune in June and I plant in October
And I write to the council when a sign gets knocked over
I always say that channel 10 news is best
Especially when the weather girl wears a low cut dress
It doesn't matter to me
It doesn't matter to me
I'll sit home and watch you all on my colour TV
Well I lost a some money on Newganhand
To be quite frank i bought a piece land
The cops dug it up it really was a drag
A whole pile of guns and 2 tonnes of scag
It doesn't matter to me
It doesn't matter to me
I'll sit home and watch you all on my colour TV
Well, my wife ran of to a Women's Shelter
She didn't understand me or why I had to belt her
My Daughter carries candles for the festival of light
The fridge is full of beer and I'm all right
It doesn't matter to me
It doesn't matter to me
I'll sit home and watch you all on my colour TV
My son's gone of to the Eastern war
And Killen wrote a letter explaining what for
It's the very first job the boy's ever held
He'll learn a good trade while he sees the world
It doesn't matter to me
It doesn't matter to me
I'll sit home and watch you all on my colour TV
I'm watching colour TV
Thanking god it's not me
OPEC, Exxon and ITT
Presenting World War Three