Standard (EADGBE)

You had great tantric sex

 With him. So great.

He opened up your eyes

 We'll ride. You realized all these mystic things, yeah

You didn't end up with him

 Cause he had a girlfriend,

And your morals are too high, and you

Respect other women

 So much... so you got stuck

You ended up... with me

You got stuck... with me.

You're a big fine sexy girl

 So great, and smart, and beautiful.

I feel so small, and weak

 And useless

Percy Sledge said it best

 Kill Michael Bolton

da da da da da da da da da

 I miserable

 Jealous bastard

Yeah, yeah! Yeah, yeah! Yeah!

You ended up... with me

You got stuck... with me.