Standard (EADGBE)
You had great tantric sex
With him. So great.
He opened up your eyes
We'll ride. You realized all these mystic things, yeah
You didn't end up with him
Cause he had a girlfriend,
And your morals are too high, and you
Respect other women
So much... so you got stuck
You ended up... with me
You got stuck... with me.
You're a big fine sexy girl
So great, and smart, and beautiful.
I feel so small, and weak
And useless
Percy Sledge said it best
Kill Michael Bolton
da da da da da da da da da
I miserable
Jealous bastard
Yeah, yeah! Yeah, yeah! Yeah!
You ended up... with me
You got stuck... with me.