Capo 2nd fret

Standard (EADGBE)

 Sadie got a six gun, she ain’t afraid to use it

 The banker took us straight down to the safe and I blew it

 The sheriff heard a big bang in the broad daylight

 And by the time the smoke cleared we were nowhere in sight

 Sadie got an Mustang, an old '64

 Sadie got the top down and her foot to the floor

 Lights in the rearview, got the fuzz on our tail

 Better give me that scattergun, baby I ain’t goin’ back to jail

(Repeat chords and strumming for the whole song)

Sadie got a hideout off of 71

We'll count up all the money, ditch the car and the guns

Sadie says she loves me, I'll always be her man

"And I’ll see you in Rio honey, we gotta stick to the plan"

I woke up in the hayloft to the rooster's crow

No sign of Sadie, no sign of the dough

I’m heading to the airport, I got a little brass key

I got a ticket and a passport, locker 32-B

Open up the blue box, there ain’t nothing inside

I been played like a fiddle, I’ve been taken for a ride

Sadie made a phone call in the middle of the night

They’ve got the place surrounded with the black and white

I got myself a hostage in a Delta skirt

"Do as I tell you and nobody gets hurt

Show me where your car's parked, you’re gonna have to drive

Because I’ll be hiding in the backseat with a .45"

"Get me through the roadblock, better drive real slow

Better play your cards right and I’ll let you go"

And I hear my heart a pounding as fast as it can

I hear the copper askin’ “Have you seen this man?”

Delta kept her mouth shut like a good girl should

"And you’re free to go now 'cuz you done real good"

Now I got a suitcase and a thumb in the air

I don’t know where I’m goin’ and I don’t really care

Bubba’s got a big rig and an empty seat

We’re headin’ to Laredo, it’s alright with me

I’ll check into a hotel in old Mexico

I gotta wait until it cools down, I’m gonna lay a little low

Well I don’t miss the money, I don’t miss the guns

Well I sure miss Sadie even after all she’s done

Yea, Sadie left me hanging and she told a lotta lies

Well it’s true what they say boys, true love never dies

True true love

True true love

Track 2- Casanets

She plays castanets, she works without a net

 I like her better when she walks away

She said she was mine, she told me twice

 I like her better when she walks away

Chorus 1

 I like her better when she walks away

 I like her better when shes here to stay

 I like her better when she danced my way

 I like her better when she walks away, yeah

I love the sun as it silhouettes

I like her better when she walks away

I love her hair as it falls across my face

I like her better when she walks away

Chorus

She plays castanets, she works without a net

I like her better when she walks away

She turns me on like a pickup truck

I like her better when she walks away

I like the sun shining through her dress

I like her better when she walks away

I like her hair in a tangled mess

I like her better when she walks away

Chorus

Solo out...

Track 3- Motel Cowboy Show

Chorus

Hey ol' lady let’s go to the motel cowboy show

 We’ll drink and dance, there’s no place else to go

 We’ll stay out all night long, we’ll toast the break of dawn

Hey ol' lady let’s go to the motel cowboy show

 Well they rolled one for the road, put on the same dirty old clothes

Down the trail they road to the motel cowboy show

 Well, they parked at the end of the line, underneath the cold beer sign

 It’s a long, long way to ride without your whiskey and your wine

 Something stronger would be fine, something stronger would be fine

Chorus

Well they walk thru the swingin’ doors, through the sawdust on the floor

Everybody was ready to go at the motel cowboy show

They’ve been all over the land, not bad for a honky tonk band

Well, it’s a long hard hill to climb, when you're so far ahead of time

And you’ve never seen a dime, you’re so far ahead of your time

Chorus

Bridge 1

 Well the doses soon kicked in and the fun would soon begin

 The fun would soon begin

 And the world did a great big spin

 Whoo baby, it’s fun, and it ain’t no sin

Instrumental break

Bridge 2

 I know you well, you don’t remember

We partied way back in November

 The 72 or was it 73, I know you well, you don’t remember me

All the faces changed and the room went round

What a mystic place, what a mystic sound

Well we rolled one for the road, and they candied up their nose

Down the trail they rode to the motel cowboy show

Chorus

Track 4 - I Still Do

Verse

 She said boy why don't you love me like you used to

 You never want to hold me anymore

 And I said girl now don't you go start talking crazy

Cause I love you more than I ever have before

Chorus

 But if I don't show it lately

It's just cause I m a little bit crazy

Don't think my days of loving you are through

Cause I still do

 I still do

Verse

 Well I guess I must have slipped and let my guard down

Cause you know you re always gonna be my girl

When I get turned around and loose direction

Sometimes I forget you re my whole world

Chorus

But if I don't show it lately

It's just cause I m a little bit crazy

Don't think my days of loving you are through

Cause I still do

 I still do

Yeah

 (instrumental) then

But if I don't show it lately

It's just cause I m a little bit lazy

Don't think my days of loving you are through

Cause I still do

 I still do

Track 5 - 1952 Vincent Black Lightning

Well says Red Molly to James that's a fine motorbike

And a girl could feel special on any such like

 Says James to Red Molly, my hat's off to you

Thats a Vincent Black Lightning, 1952

 And I've seen you at the corners and cafes it seems

 Red hair and black leather, my favorite color scheme

 And he pulled her on behind

 And down to Box Hill they did ride

Says James to Red Molly, here's a ring for your right hand

But I'll tell you in earnest I'm a dangerous man

For I've fought with the law since I was seventeen

And I robbed many a man to get my Vincent machine

Now I'm 21, I might not make 22

But I don't mind dying but for the love of you

And if fate should break my stride

Then I'll give you my Vincent to ride

Come down, come down, Red Molly, called Sergeant McRae

For they've taken young James Adie for armed robbery

Shotgun blast hit his chest, left nothing inside

Oh, come down, Red Molly to his dying bedside

When she came to the hospital, there wasn't much left

He was running out of road, he was running out of breath

But he smiled to see her cry

And said I'll give you my Vincent to ride

Says James, in my opinion, there's nothing in this world

Beats a 52 Vincent and a red headed girl

Now Nortons and Indians and Greeveses won't do

Well, they don't have a soul like a Vincent 52

He reached for her hand and he slipped her the keys

He said I've got no further use for these

I see angels on Ariels in leathers and chrome

Swooping down from heaven to carry me home

And he gave her one last kiss and died

And he gave her his Vincent to ride

Alternate between G and Cadd9 for the ending

Track 6 - Seven Nights In Eire

Intro chords

twice

 The first pub we could stagger to was twelve steps from the plane

A Virgin flight to Shannontown the day it didn’t rain

 The laughing eyes of Ireland sparkling blue and green

 With hair as black as Guinness stout and barely seventeen

 We’re back out on the cobblestones, whiskey drunk and high again

 Liquored up and gearing up for seven nights in Ireland

The corner booth is waiting for the session to begin

It’s quiet as a mother’s prayer ‘till we all stumble in

And it’s fifty happy voices mixed with whistles made of tin

And a piper man is blowing like the North Atlantic wind

And an Aran island beauty is sawing on the violin

I wonder will she miss me after seven nights in Ireland

It’s Ladies’ Day in Galway and we watched the ponies run

Fifty pounds against the odds and came in six to one

McSwiggin heard the race report, he invited us on in

So we drank Catholic whiskey with all our newfound friends

They raised a glass to all of us and we all toasted them

Here’s to Michael, Tom and Pat and seven nights in Ireland

Well we kissed all the girls goodbye and gathered in our gear

And when she walked me to the gate I swear I saw a tear

But then she looked into my eyes I knew she felt my pain

And only then I realized we were standing in the rain

So save our places at the pub and when the eyes are dry again

We’ll come back another day for seven nights in Ireland

Track 7 - Break My Heart Tonight

Well I got empty bottles and legal papers wrinkled up all over the floor

My pen won't write and my guitar doesn't have a song in it anymore

Well I can write another love song, yeah, but first you got to find someone to love

I could write another fight song, yeah, but there's got to be something to be proud of

they say

Chorus 1

[G/f#]

 Misery love's company, but it damn sure ain't lookin' for me

 I'll be alright, I just gotta find someone to break my heart tonight

Going out walkin' on Avenue B and I ain't comin' back until dawn

And find some stranger in a Greenich bar to shower my affection upon

Well maybe she'll stay 'til one fateful day when we realize we've got nothin' left

And maybe I'll find she's messed up my mind and I can get back to doing what I do best

they say

Chorus 1

Solo

Bridge

Well all these A&R guys keep knockin' on my door

I guess the last batch wasn't good enough cause they keep on wanting more

and more and they say

Chorus 2

  [G/f#]

Write what you know and it just goes to show, you gotta write your own destiny

 I'll be alright, I just gotta find someone to break my heart tonight, they say

[G/f#]

 Misery love's company, but it damn sure ain't lookin' for me

 I'll be alright, I just gotta find someone to break my heart tonight

Track 8 - Nobody's Girl

3x

The first man that you ever loved

Left your mama, never said goodbye to anyone.

And you were raised with your head held high

 But any fool can see it's just a clever disguise.

Chorus

 - You're nobody's baby,

You're nobody's darlin,

You're nobody's girl -

You've always been a little scared to open your heart

 And you never let anybody take it too far.

 You never let 'em on the inside

 Cause you're always scared of gettin' taken for a ride.

Chorus

 - You're nobody's baby,

You're nobody's darlin,

You're nobody's girl -

Everybody wants you but you don't wanna care

 So you keep 'em at a distance with the frown you wear.

You spend your time tryin' to even the score

 And you've got it in your head you deserve alot more.

 The first one was a total disaster

So was the second one and every one after.

But when you're breakin' in a broken home,

 You're gonna be sure to spend some nights on your own when

Chorus

 - You're nobody's baby,

You're nobody's darlin,

You're nobody's girl,

 You're nobody's girl

Track 9 - Hey Say May/Guacamole

 I got a phone call today

 From a girl who walked away

 But I hung it up be-fore I heard what it was she had to say

Chorus

[G/f#]

Hey say May, well I drink all day

 Dammit I told her I'm doing alright

 I found a letter there in my drawer

 What it said I'm not quite sure

But it's been so long since you walked out my door, I just don't care anymore

Chorus 2

[G/f#]

I don't care fallin’ drunk down the stairs

 Dammit I told her I’m doin’ alright

Bridge

 I’m doin’ alright

 I’m doing alri-i-ight yeah

Nobody's changin’ the way I’m feeling tonight

harmonica solo)

Cause I’m doing alright

 Well it must of been 12 months ago

 Whene I found a note slipped under my door

 But I never read it, I guess I was sore, I don't even know now what for

Chorus 4

[G/f#]

For the girl next door, 20 years before

There's cookie crumbs on my floor, I’m doing alright

 In a moment of weakness it came

Then as I looked at her name

 I shook my head as I struck a match and watched it all go up in flames

Chorus 3

[G/f#]

Up in flames as I smoke my Mary Jane

 Goddammit, I told her I’m doing alright

Bridge

 Except for my multiple personalities

(Let the C ring out and then wait about 10 seconds to start "Guacamole")

1st 2nd

**

Verse

(1)

I met her at the mercado,

She was buying avocados,

(2)

My, she really turned me on.

She reached for my pepper,

I grabbed her tomatoes,

(1)

I knew it wouldn't be very long.

She went to the mesa,

I grabbed my cerveza,

(2)

I got the onions and lemons.

And when she looked at me,

Then I could clearly see,

(1)

it wouldn't be very long.

Chorus

 Guacamole...

 Guacamole...

 We'd be making guacamole all night long. (2x)

Verse ii

She went for the line,

I fell in right behind,

Man, she sure looked good.

She reached for her money,

I said, "Wait a minute honey",

I believe this one is one me.

She got in my pickup,

Started to backup,

Headed down the road.

We went to mi casa,

Tortillas de masa(?),

and made guacamole all night long.

Chorus

Guacamole...

Guacamole...

We'd be making guacamole all night long. (2x)

(After about 15 seconds, play the below part to end "Hey Say May")

 We're doing alright

Track 10 - Vancouver

 When the sun went down,

 You were sittin' under someone else's sunset.

 And I wasn't around

 And you were wishin' that I was the guy that you'd just met.

 And I was probably stumbling down some

Backstreet ally in Amsterdam

 While you were makin' excuses and breakin' another heart

 Or maybe I was drinkin' wine with the pigeons in the square in Venice

 While I was wonderin' what you're doin'

 And wonderin' where you are...

 When the stars came out,

 I was sittin' in a studio on Sunset

 And the lights were down

 And I was wishin' that the time we'd had wasn't over yet.

 And you were probably sittin' in an airport

 Waitin' on a plane to Vegas

 While I was packin' a suitcase and starin' at a waitin' car.

 Or maybe you were headed out to some house party on Lake Austin

 And I'm wonderin' what you're doin'

 And wonderin' where you are...

 When my luck ran out,

 I was sittin' on a concrete block in Little Rock.

 We didn't scream or shout,

 We just said goodbye, then I waited for the click

 And the lights went out.

 And now I'm packin' it up and rollin' on out for Vancouver

 For some wasted youth and fresh set of lonely stars

 And I'm wonderin' baby, if you ever really saw the best of us

 And I wonder what you're doin'

 And I wonder where you are...

 I still wonder what you're doin'

 And I wonder where you are...

Track 11 - Wiggles and Ritalin

Lets put on the Wiggles & pop a couple Ritalin

 Papa dont blame mama or tell her how lazy shes been

 Its been prescribed by a doctor and the doctor said it aint no sin

 So lets put on the Wiggles & pop a couple Ritalin

Lets put on MacGyver & chow a couple Xanax bars

I dont need no college counselor to tell me how lucky I are

I lay the blame on the clinic and man its got me this far

Yeah, Lets put on MacGyver & chow a couple Xanax bars

Chorus

If only Dad would have spanked me instead

 Of dopin me up and messing with my head

 I might have turned out to be a regular guy

 But its all that I know and I gotta get high

So lets put on some Soul Train and snort a little cocaine

Ill chop some lines maybe one at a time till were feeling no pain

Ill bite my tongue till its numb and Ill talk till I drive you insane

Yeah, lets put on some Soul Train and snort a little cocaine

Chorus

So lets put on some Scooby Doo & smoke a couple doobie doos

Ive been high since I was just a little guy in my Underoos

I sit around on my ass smokin grass and watchin classic cartoons

Yeah, lets put on some Scooby Doo & smoke a couple doobie doos

Yeah, Lets put on some Scooby Doo & smoke a couple doobie doos

Track 12 - Wild Western Wind Blown Band

Chorus

 Roll on, you wild western windblown band

 Life’s waitin’ up the road for you and the future’s in your hands

 Well I don’t fly no aeroplanes

 And I don’t ride railroad trains

I just drive my truck down the blacktop lane to the next town.

 Next week we’ll be in Jackson Hole

 Got some good friends there to soothe our souls

 Lord don’t you know it’s a good town

Chorus

Well I don’t live for borrowing

Lord and I don’t love just one thing,

I believe in all that life brings down your highway

So if you hear our words and songs

Take what you need to be strong

Don’t be afraid to love us, we will do you no wrong

Chorus

Track 13 - Baby's Gone Blues

Intro is hitting E string over and over

4 times

 My baby says she's gone, gonna go, gonna leave me on my own

 Yeah my baby says she's gone, gonna go, gonna leave me on my own

 Yeah but she's been talkin' like she's gonna be walkin', since the day that I brought

home

 Now my baby says she's gone, gonna go, gonna leave me on my own

My baby said we're through, don't know what to do, you know it's really up to you

Yeah my baby said we're through, don't know what to do,you know it's really up to you

Baby said you gotta sure love me right or I'm goin'-a leave you lonely and blue

Now my baby said we're through, don't know what to do, you know it's really up to you

Can't believe she's gone, baby said goodbye, and tore apart our happy home

No I can't believe she's gone, baby said goodbye, and tore apart our happy home

I'm just sittin' around countin' those teardrops fall from my eyes all alone

No I can't believe she's gone, baby said goodbye, and tore apart our happy little home

Yeah my baby says she's gone, gonna go, gonna leave me on my own

Yeah my baby says she's gone, gonna go, gonna leave me on my own

Yeah but she's been talkin' like she's gonna be walkin' since the day that I brought

little girl home

My baby says she's goin', gonna go, gonna leave me on my own

On my own

On my own

Baby's gone. . .

(Hey!)

Track 14 - Wicked Twisted Road

Intro chords

[G/f#] /

[G/f#]

My first love was a wicked twisted road

[G/f#]

I hit the million mile mark at 17 years old

[G/f#]

I never saw the rainbow much less a pot of gold

  [G/f#]

Yeah, my first love was a wicked twisted road

My first love was a castle in the sky

Never thought I’d make it till I had the guts to try

And I sat up in my tower while the whole world passed me by

Yeah my first love was a castle in the sky

Mandolin solo

My first love was a fearless, driving rain

Scared to death I thought I’d never see her face again

They say god was cryin’ so I guess he felt my pain

My first love was a fearless, driving rain

My first love was a wild, sinful night

I ran out with the big dogs, guess I had more bark than bite

I know I won the battle but in the end I lost the fight

Yeah my first love was a wild, sinful night

Guitar solo

My first love was an angry, painful song

Wanted one so bad I went and did everything wrong

The lesson in reality would come fore too long

Yeah my first love was an angry, painful song

My first love was a wicked twisted road

I hit the million mile mark at 17 years old

I never saw the rainbow much less a pot of gold

Yeah, my first love was a wicked twisted road

Track 15 - Crazy Eddie's Last Hurrah

Intro

Verse 1

Well, it sure didnt take to long

 I woke up in the morning she was gone

And the note that she wrote didnt say dear john

 It said goodbye fucker im gone

She was a homegrown mountain girl

 Raised in a different world

 I was a wanna be rocker She was more into Merle

Couldn't see it just wouldn't work

Chorus

 And now I'm double fisting long necks, grapefruit and Stoli

 But I'm never getting over Joely

Interlude

Verse 2

 Well I poured myself in my car

 I drove it on down to the bar

 But they wouldn't let me in Cause I ain't a movie star

 So I went to the Horse Shoe on Lamar

 Well the bouncer threw me out too

 And I didn't know what to do

 So I picked up the phone And I called dear Sue

 The cock blocker wouldn't let me through

Chorus 2

 And now I'm wishing for some drugs or a shrink to console me

 But I'm never getting over Joely

Interlude

Repeat Twice)

Verse 3

 Well I gathered up all my guns

 And a pipe bomb just for fun

 I drove to her house and parked out on the lawn

 She's right I always was the crazy one.

 Well her boyfriend was sure nice to me

 Said "calm down would you like a drink"

 And I shot him full of holes From his nose to his knees

 And I polished off her little sweet pea

Chorus 3

 And I'm crying on me knees feeling dirty and unholy

 But I'm never getting over Joely

 Now I'll probably get life and serve at least forty,

 But I'm never getting over Joely